May 2013
308 posts
s-t-a-r-f-i-s-h:
I wish I could take a break from myself.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
captainswan-17:
squidkitten:
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
donnermaysilee:
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
jpgay:
wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr
ollymurs:
i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
