s-t-a-r-f-i-s-h: I wish I could take a break from myself.
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
captainswan-17: squidkitten: when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide fuck yes and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
donnermaysilee: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
jpgay: wow attractive people must have so much fun on tumblr
ollymurs: i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again